I’m singing a higgity, haggity, hoggety, high
2nd Barrier crew never say die
A mile up the road there’s a hidden cave
And we can watch those grousebeaters
Go galloping by

SPOKEN: “Cap’n, they’re catching up to us!”
“Get back in the wagon man!”

Two wheels on my wagon,
And I’m still rolling along
Them Prologue guys are after me
Flaming insults, burn my ears
But I’m singing a happy song

I’m singing a higgity, haggity hoggety, high
2nd Barrier crew never say die
Half a mile up the road there’s a hidden cave
And we can watch those prologues
Go galloping by

SPOKEN: “Cap’n, they’re catching up to us!”
“Get back in the wagon man!”

One wheel on my wagon,
And I’m still rolling along
Them prawn sandwiches after me
I’m all in crumbs, at the reins
But I’m singing a happy song

I’m singing a higgity, haggity hoggety, high
2nd Barrier crew never say die
Right around that turn there’s a hidden cave
And we can watch those Prawns
Go galloping by

SPOKEN: “Cap’n, they’re catching up to us!”
“Get back in the wagon man!”

No wheels on my wagon,
So I’m not rolling along
The avantsack captured me
They look mad, things look bad
But I’m singing a happy song

SPOKEN: “C’mon all you bar stewards sing along with me!”

Higgity, haggity hoggety, high
2nd Barrier crew never say die