Issue 25
   
3 September 2006
ULSTER 31     LLANELLI 16

The FRU had some concerns about this game following the lackluster performance against Rotherham last week, but Ulster went on to demonstrate why they were champions last year.

Ulster went ahead after a strong start with Humph dotting down a McMillan charge down and things looked good for the first 15 minutes. The scrums had improved immeasurably and the lineouts were as they should be. As the half wore on the talented Llanelli side began to get a foothold with a couple of penalties and a fine try down the right wing with Maxy being burned for pace. Llanelli finished the stronger continually making ground down the right but the Ulster defence soaked up the pressure. However Ulster were fortunate to turn round only 16-11 down.

Some harsh words were exchanged at half time and Ulster came out firing on all cylinders and were much more competitive around the breakdown. A couple of penalties and a fine try by Steiner put Ulster into an eight point lead. Things were still tense until Bart intercepted a ball passed on under pressure and he joyfully ran the length of the field to score under the posts. Ulster easily closed out the game from this point.

Well done to the front row, particularly Shieldsy for a much improved performance from last week. Roger worked hard all night and soaked up a lot of Llanelli pressure and took on all the dirty ball making ground all the time. Paddy tackled like a demon and looks like he's going to be the real deal after all but the FRU Man of the Match was Kieran Campbell who kept Peel in check and tackled anything that came near him all night.

INTISTA Week 1. Trouble Brewing?

The Cap'n has made an equally impressive start to this seasons campaign, getting of the mark with all five matches correctly predicted and getting a bonus point along the way.

He is joined at the top of the table by Ghost and new boy Loose Head Poop who will be hard to live with at work let me tell you.

Kimble's year just keeps getting better and better. After successfully delivering the Belfast Marathon, World Peace and the Chairmanship of the URSC the original one also found time to score six points.

Special mention must go to Ginger who managed to predict every game incorrectly - a remarkable achievement and nearly worthy of a bonus point in its own right.

Is there discord in the ranks of the URSC? The shocking pictures below show URSC Chairman, and World Ambassador, Kimble drinking Guinness while his chief sidekick and the "Real Man in Charge" Gary has moved with the times and can be clearly seen enjoying a refreshing pint of Magners.

As Chairman of the URSC perhaps Kimble should show some league loyalty instead of flaunting the sponsor of a rival league while on official business. Maybe Gary will be arranging a "short trip" for our Chairman in the near future!

Letters to the Editor.

Send your letters here.

 

Sir

Let it be known by one and all that the original kimble is less than original. With only a matter of minutes before predictions closed on Friday last (doubtless he will claim he was busy with URSC business), all he could come up with was blatantantantant cheating. He may be a galoot, but he's not TOTALLY daft and who better to cog from than last season's big cheese?

If he tries the same this week, he'll be on the run again.

Yours etc.
Love and kisses
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
ED - Thanks X. I'm sure everything Mr Kimble does is above board!

 

Sir

Re: Your Specsavers Advert in SCOOP

It saves a lot of trouble you can put flags on the end of the white stick and call them a Touch Judge or maybe The Goodaine after a night in the Beer Tent!

Up yer glasses

Bogboy
Ed - Er thanks Boggy.


The Sporting Life of Boys On Tour  
World cup over, then holiday over, then back to work, then kids back to school - YESSSSSS must be rugby time again. Lets not talk about the 'friendly' except to say its a disgrace that its not included in the season ticket. Rugby for real returned at the weekend - and what a cracker!

Arguments about switching to Saturday night faded as the teams came out - to a great Saturday night atmosphere at Ravenhill - despite the fact that your man never gets the timing right for the song!!. HELLO!! How difficult can it be to get a signal that the teams are leaving the stand and CUE THE MUSIC - so we're singing 'Stand up for the Ulster men' when they are running out, rather than when they get there!!

Talking of singing our song - that was the second renditioning of it that day. Windsor Park's version is a bit more up beat, and 100X louder (although it does feel different singing it at Windsor!). I have to say - rugby supporters and the Ulster Branch could do with having a peek at how soccer does it. Fantastic sound system (tower of speakers in each corner of the ground), balloons, stilted drummers, big screen, MASSIVE banner in the shape of a N Ireland shirt, coloured cards to create a 'sea

If loving two is wrong I don't want to be right!
of green'. Big effort by the IFA to make the atmosphere a positive one for the players and supporters alike - and it worked - for the fans anyway - but obviously not for the team!! N. Ireland support was fantastic - as soon as Iceland scored - the fans got behind their team. 10 minutes into the second half the crowd sang 'We're going to win 4 - 3 ' !!! Fantastic!!!!! (Although even the Windsor faithful found it hard to be positive by the end of the game!!)

And Ravenhill ??? Well of course - we won, with a comeback, some great rugby, Sparky doing Marcel marceau, and free Magners. So the atmosphere was great!! But in those dark cold and wet nights in winter - the Branch are going to have to work at keeping the fans on board. So here's the first thing they can do. Tell us where we can hang our Boys on tour banner!!!!

Hopefully you'll get the answer at the Osprey's game!! (and we'll get one before that - apart from that one thankyou!!). See you there!!

BoT
Hounds pre-season session and first match report.
Due to the weather, holiday time and wives/girlfriends not letting their other halves out for the night, the attendance for the Hounds only pre-season training session was well below the usual high standard of turn-out. Some members did notify "The Committee" to say they would miss the first training session, but as for the rest of the Ulster-based Hounds, we would suggest you take a long hard look at yourselves in the mirror and ask yourself the question, "Should I really be allowed to call myself a Hound?!"

The first pre-season session was held at Hounds HQ (The Old Inn, Crawforsburn). It was good to see that our founder member, Wolf, was home to lead the pack through the session. Whilst the session was in place, the refreshments flowed freely from the clubhouse, and the spirit(s) were also good. The Hounds are also pleased to announce that they commenced their "Hands Across the Border" relations by inviting the President of the D4 Leinster Ladyboys, Monsieur Murphy to the session. However, It was quite clear our Southern Brother just couldn't keep up with the ways of the Hounds as he returned to Ladyboy Land soon after!


The Hounds in Treviso

Now we know who ate the pies!

Our first League match started out well. Some members were very sensible and attended a pre-match warm up at the Rosetta to hydrate themselves before kick off. Again the pack worked hard on its strengths (eating burgers and quaffing lager). Special mention must go to Big Brian, who led the way with an outstanding game, Mad Dog pushed him hard for man of the match (eating two burgers to Big Brian's three). Numbers where up but some people have still to make an appearance this season, most notably (as always) Alan aka Onion! Well done to Nev the Rev for making his first appearance of the season.

Yours

Hound & Wolf

PS All Hounds should have received flight and accommodation details for the Hounds Trips to London Irish and Toulouse. Initial numbers look promising but the usual suspects are notable for their absence!

 

     
 
       
   
       
   




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