Issue 35
   
12 November 2006
Ireland 32    South Africa 15

Ireland did well enough against an experimental South African side, but they could have done a whole lot better.

Ireland started slowly but they managed to make their first visit into South African territory count with a well taken try by Trimble who picked a good line and a gave a great handoff to go over near the posts.

Further tries by Wallace and Horan after good work by Neil Best and Trimble put Ireland pretty much in control at half time with a 22 - 3 lead.

Rory struggled with the wind in his first line out but pulled through and contributed well around the pitch.

Ireland had an ideal opportunity to give the bench some real game time in the second half but despite all the promises going into the autumn Internationals Eddie O'Stunted decided to let the incumbent halfbacks show just how bereft of ideas they are. What could have been an exciting second half stagnated as O'Gara and Stringer showed in graphic detail the limitations of their games. It cried out for Boss and Wallace to come out and open up some holes in the "positionally challenged" South African defense.

Taking off Neil Best allowed the South Africans some quality ball as Easterby coughed up his customary penalties and wasn't quite as destructive round the fringes as our Neil.

Young came on and got a bit of game time and seemed to shore up a creaking scrum but Hugo got 6 minutes and Paddy didn't even get his hands on the ball in his two minute cameo.

Ok, Ireland won and we'll probably go above South Africa in the IRB rankings but no new knowledge was added.




Thanks to Colinh for the pictures - more here and here.
INTISTA Week 11

Kimble and Ardmhic consolidated their positions at the top of the league each scoring a maximum four points as Hound and Cap'n G stumbled - well the Cap'n plummeted actually.

There's only one game this weekend so don't forget to get your prediction in. This game and next weeks game will both be added to the Week 11 scores.

You've got to 5:00pm Saturday 18th for this weeks game.

Sat 18 Nov Cardiff v Connacht

       
Bordering On The Ridiculous.

A funny thing happened at the recent match with Borders.

As I wandered into the Scoop Bar for a post match warm up I was accosted by not one, or two, but four gorgeous babes. Not a bad thing I hear you say, but these babes were complaining about The FRU - Ulsters premier weekly magazine.

The cause of their complaint was the article in Issue 32 concerning Pervyfan and the two french birds and the quote from Mr Pervyfan that "Being the jam in a croissant was much better than being the sausage in a soda!"

I did my best to console some of the babes and volunteered to be the "sausage in the sister soda", but this was not enough.

After some discussion amongst the Scoop regulars (including a perky Youngman) it was decided that Mr Pervyfan would become the babes slave for the rest of the night. A task that he took to with some relish! Did he cut the mustard?

       

Letters to the Editor

 

FAO the Big Fat Editor,

Your Rotundity,

I notice that Ardtocatchmichael remains perched on top of the predictions league simply because his name begins with A. Please be advised that I will be making an application to change my name by deed poll to “Absolutely The Original Kimble”. I shall be in touch once the paperwork comes through.

Regards.

atok

 

 

Dear Ed

Just wondered does "a" in "atok" stand for as--ole?

Yours,

Bogboy

 

 

Oh dearie me Eddie,

Was thinking of joining your predelictions league then noticed that it was topped by two loon-a-centric types whilst rooted to the bottom was a quiet intelligent and articulate human being. I reckoned joining your league would leave me rooted to the bottom.

Yours,

Real Person.

 

 

Dear Ed

What's the odds that future letters come from the "Continuity Person"?

Yours,

A. Dissident Person

 
       
   
       
   




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