A funny thing happened at the recent match with Borders.
As I wandered into the Scoop Bar for a post match warm up I was accosted by not one, or two, but four gorgeous babes. Not a bad thing I hear you say, but these babes were complaining about The FRU - Ulster's premier weekly magazine.
The cause of their complaint was the article in Issue 32 concerning Pervyfan and the two french birds and the quote from Mr Pervyfan that "Being the jam in a croissant was much better than being the sausage in a soda!"
I did my best to console some of the babes and volunteered to be the "sausage in the sister soda", but this was not enough.
After some discussion amongst the Scoop regulars (including a perky Youngman) it was decided that Mr Pervyfan would become the babes slave for the rest of the night. A task that he took to with some relish! Did he cut the mustard?