Issue 46
   
7 February 2007
       
Wales 9   Ireland 19

A win's, a win is a win and so Eddie O'Stunted will see full justification in his game plan and nothing new is known in world cup year.



Eddie O'Stunted sprinkles some lucky charms in the hope that Leinster and Munster players go through the season injury free!

Wales played some good rugby with Peel leading the way, but with a shortage of class in the backs they failed to convert their pressure. Ireland on the other hand scored from every opportunity they got.

The Ulster boys (that got on the pitch) played well. Rory capped a fine performance with a well deserved try after 45 seconds following up an O'Driscoll charge down on Jones. His superior technique shored up the scrums and his all round play was of the highest order. There was a slight wobble in the line out but he certainly did enough to retain his place.

Andrew had another steady, if unspectacular game. A lack of quality ball in attack limited his chances and unfortunately, though he has done nothing wrong, there is a bit of the Bambi about him as he fields kicks. He is unlucky to lose his place to Horgan "The Mouth" and/or Hickie, but that's the limit of O'Stunted's imagination for you.

So to the French. O'Stunted has gone for a Leinster/Munster hybrid with Rory grafted on up front. There is no question that the players selected are quality players, they have proved it time and time again, but in World Cup year a bit more experimentation is required.

After one game three key players were/are injury concerns - what experience their replacements? Eddie O will obviously sprinkle some magic leprechaun dust to make sure his starting 15 make it all the way through to October injury free.

       
INTISTA Predictions League Week 21


The FRU welcomes the "Man of Many Smiles", Jamesie, on board the Predictions League.

Whether this young stud has the stamina for the long run is questionable as, like a panda, he normally eats, shoots and leaves! (What else would you expect from a Larne man?)

Kimble stays top, yawn, yawn!

Paddy Bamford.

The FRU were delighted this week to read that Paddy Bamford is taking the criminally psychotic Brennan to court.

Having covered Brennan's disgraceful behaviour here the FRU are pleased to see that Paddy is also going after other media outlets that decided to print lies rather than bother to find out the truth of the incident.

Good luck to Paddy and I hope that Ulster Rugby and the URSC are giving him full support.

       

Letters to the Editor.

Dear Sir/Madam/Pickled Hedgehog.

In the latest (emphasis on "late") edition of FRU, you wrote;

"The FRU were delighted this week to read that Paddy Bamford is taking the criminally psychotic Brennan to court."

Did you not mean to write;

"The FRU were delighted this week to read that Paddy Bamford is taking the ALLEGEDLY criminally psychotic Brennan to court",

or am I deluding myself?

Yours etc,

A. Monkey's Uncle
ED. No, I witnessed it. He's definately criminally psychotic.

 

Your Esteemed Fatness,

Re: Your recent foray into humour, may we suggest that you leave the funny stuff to Scoop and stay out of the hen house.

Kindest regards,

Chicken Lickin’ and Turkey Lurkey.

       
Some Stuff That's Not Funny!

French National Coach Bernard Laporte seeks "eggspert" advice on who to play "on the wing" this weekend against Ireland .

OR

'' You really do know a lot more about rugby than Pierre Berbizier ''

OR

''Any of your mates feeling a wee bit chesty of late ? I hear the Blackrock Clinic in Dublin specialises in treating Avian Flu' - I'm sure I could get the French RFU to ''cough up'' for the treatment but they must be able to travel before Saturday !!''

 
       
   
       
   




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