Issue 50
   
05 March 2007
Scarlets 17   Ulster 11

What a bloody disgrace. One of our most important games of the season and not a single picture of an Ulster supporter on TV.

This really was a very poor performance from the supporters. In previous weeks their high jinks and flag waving appeared on TV once or twice a quarter but in Llanelli it was like they just didn't care. There was no heart in their support and it was not properly organised. I blame the URSC. Where were The General and the banner waving dervishes Kimble and Grumpy?

One particularly poor supporter Heres me WHAATT even had the cheek to come onto the message board and complain about having to make a round trip. For gods sake he was home shortly after 10:00pm. What sort of behaviour is that from a supporter. Any real supporter should still have been drinking at 10:00pm and shouldn't be able to post for at least two or three days if they are showing the right commitment!

Another "so called" supporter Famous Shamus had the audacity to come on and complain about the £22 pounds he had to spend. How can a true supporter count the cost of their support? A true supporter would have stole the mortgage money and phoned the wife from Llanelli to tell her that he might be a bit late for tea. For gods sake there's just not the commitment anymore!

At least Heres me WHAATT and Famous Shamus went to the game. What's even worse are those lazy fat bastards who can't even be bothered to go to the game and then come on and complain about lack of commitment and poor coaching. The last game half these muppets played was for Old Kincorians U13B's in the 70's. They wouldn't know a coach if one ran over them. These people are not fit to be called Ulster supporters and if that's the sort of attitude they are bringing to the game they should go and support Munster with the rest of the bandwagon jumpers.

And so to the game. I wasn't able to make it over to the match as I'd a nasty hang nail and the missus wouldn't let me travel in case I snagged it. It was different to sit on the couch with my fish supper and watch the game perfectly sober for a change and if that's the standard I think I'll watch the rest of the games while drunk!

Ulster were very poor, particularly the lineout which lost them the game. Harrison appears to be carrying too much baggage the last few months and maybe his interviews have lost him some of the changing room. All in all they just looked jaded. Thankfully it's the Munsters up next so they should raise their game for the boggers, but selection between then and the end of the season will be critical.

The FRU Man of the Match goes to Kieron Dawson.

INTISTA Predictions League Week 25

Either he's got to an age where he just forgot OR he's boycotting The FRU after last weeks exposé but no points for Kimble as he didn't enter!

Ardmhic (pictured above with Smee) takes full advantage of Kimble's gaff with a bonus point and he's now only five points behind The Chosen One.

Hound also moves into the reckoning, Ulster being the only team to let him down this week.

Letters to the Editor.

 

Hoi fat boy,

That's not Smee that's with HWM, IT'S MEE!!!!

Yours etc.,

Clint (The man with no brain … name … apart from Clint … obviously.)
(The Ulster public had a rite 2 no).
ED. - As I don't know either of you it doesn't really matter.

 

 

Sir,

I say, old chap, darned sporting, what, of old kimmy not to turn up this week in the predictions!

Makes the old league table more exciting, and gives others a chance to compete, what?

Any chance you could sell the idea even for one week to those chappies who play at Donkeybrook?

Yours etc, etc.,

Rudolf Artt

 

 

Sir,

Re. Tok or Talk of Kimmy.

Maybe he was to busy staring in his last photo shoot, "Cumplay II" to enter the predickions league.

Yours etc.,

Bogboy.

 

 

Must say ed,

Thon picture, supposedly of parky looks suspiciously like Issac Boss. What a nerve parky has pretending to be someone important. You can fool some of the peo....

Yours,

Bossy boots.

Skaalets Pictures!

Contrary to popular rumour there were some Ulster supporters at the Llanelli game. If you look carefully you'll find all seven of them in these pictures.

There has been some mixing of handbags and head ware so they might not be as easy to spot as you think.

Some highlights are that our chief Fruette seems to have taken a fancy to Regan King (and friends) so maybe Steiny can lift the restraining order.

It also appears that Ulster heart throb Stephen Ferris has got married to a local Welsh lass after only knowing her a couple of hours! Broken hearts all round!

It is believed that Mr Cumplay was booked for the reception but no one can confirm if he came or not! (Yuck!)

 
       
   
       
   




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