Leinster, Munster and Biarritz defeats left no one with a full house this week. Sciggles gets a bonus point for being the only punter to pick Northampton (at 14 - 1).

The FRU met Jamesie, a 27 year old trainee lawyer, relaxing at his north Islington "pad" on a sunny Saturday morning and took him on a quick trip of the British Isles courtesy of Kukri who laid on the Kukri Kopter and pilot for our exclusive use.
First stop is South Wales Institute of Sport where Jamesie models a red and white number out on the training pitch. Unfortunately his unfeasibly large head spoils the shot.
Second stop is Carlisle Old Polytechnic University for a shot of Jamesie outside the library but, you've guessed it, that head gets in the way again!
A quick hop over to D4 where Jamesie has to be separated from Alain Rolland but he's starting to look better in the referee gear! However Jamesie is not convinced.
We scoot back over to the Scottish Borders and the Kukri rep makes a couple of great points when she greets us. Soon Jamesie can't keep his hands of the shirts! Well done Kukri!

5. Class Gear!

There has been considerable angst on the UAFC messageboard recently, especially from the London contingent.

Some of the strangest behaviour has come from the normally solid and reliable Caolan or as he now likes to be called "darksidelightside".

However, this is not just a simple name change on a messageboard but, according to the FRU psychologist Skitz O'Frennia, it is a cry for help.

Skitz goes on to say, "These young men leave their homes and identity behind looking for fame and fortune over on the mainland. Sometimes it doesn't work out and the young man can then exhibit erratic behaviour such as a compulsive hatred of small Irish scrum halves. When this behaviour occurs the young man is lost to the normal world and we in the profession call them "The Lost Boys"

Has Caolan become a creature of the night? Or is he just confused about his unnatural feelings for Peter Stringer?

Mikerob chats to Ulster fans at an away game!