Letters To The Editor.
Dear Ed,
We were most disappointed to miss the copy deadline
for Scoop’s Valentine Special, but perhaps you could include
this wee ditty – after all – it is all about you know
who.
Slap it up ya big lad!
Love and Kisses,
Slack Alice and Dirty Gertie
Dear Dewi,
Re: France 43 Ireland 31
A wise man once said, ”Plagerism is the same as stealing
you know!”
You should have taken quotes from several websites,
not just the BBC one.
I was always taught that to steal ideas from one
person is plagiarism, but to steal from many was RESEARCH!
Yours,
Dr Hobson Guiney
Hey Ed!
I thought Scoop was neamt be funny!
Dead Ball
Dear Ed,
With reference to Miss C. Nick’s question, "Exactly
who is Sparky & does he have a bit of love in his life - is
there a Mrs Sparky?" I would draw hers and your attention to
a now missing excerpt from the Bear Wit-takers Almanac, (a bear's
who's who) as follows:
“the protrusion/projection which protrudes/projects
from the Sparky’s posterior is known as a ‘Bobbit’
in some parts of the United States. Sparky’s ‘bobbit’
was surgically attached, (glued) by an Irish surgeon who later admitted
to being extremely focussed, but failed to notice the bear lying
face down on the table during the operation.”
Sparkywatch can confirm that when questioned about
this artefact all Sparky will say is, “I live with it.”
Whether this is a veiled reference to Mrs. Sparky or the artefact
Sparkywatch cannot be sure. One thing is certain, is that Crafty
when she takes up her station at the second barrier for the Munster
game, she will muster all possible sympathy, understanding, love
and passion that females can bring to bear. In stark contrast to
those hard nosed b******s on the Terrace.
Hope this little snippet of information will help
answer Miss C. nick’s query.
Regards, Sparkywatch.
(Sparkywatch is indebted to Ben A Pallbearer
(BP) of the Grisly Bear foundation for the missing extract.)
Dear Ed,
Re: URSC Response to Girly Questions.
Are you sure they are the answers to the Girly questions
and not Tommy Bowes
responses to Crafty
Yours,
Samueltee!
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