COMPETITION
The FRU in association with SCOOP in association with
the FRU in association with the IRB
have launched a competition to discover the future voice of rugby.
Entrants should telephone a 30 second report on a match of their
choice, or send a MP3 file of such a report. For full details see
the link above. However we would advise would-be hacks that the
terms of the competition must be strictly adhered too. We have received
some early entries, and as a warning to others we publish a few
selected cautionary notes of what to avoid in preparing your report.
Ballpark – Disqualified
– couldn’t keep it to 30 seconds. First 30 seconds spent
nit-picking with team selection and the coach. Hadn’t even
got round to mentioning the opponents, never mind the match during
the first 30 seconds
Holywood Mike – Disqualified
– Couldn’t keep it to 30 seconds. Spent first 30 MINUTES
lamenting the lack of cheerleaders. Didn’t even get round
to mentioning the teams, let alone the match, at all. Did do a splendid
review of the toilet facilities at the train stations on route to
the match though.
Dead Ball – Disqualified
– Didn't understand “MP3 file”, sent a PM instead.
Allegedly used inappropriate language.
THP – Not Considered
– Did not give a balanced report. Regularly mentioned the
props & hooker, occasionally the other forwards – no mention
whatsoever of backs.
Jamesie – Disqualified
– Didn’t mention any of the players, but commented at
length on their wives and girlfriends.
Kenboss - Disqualified
– No mention of match statistics, but gave an interesting,
if somewhat skewed opinion of the influence of international politics
in rugby.
Crafty Nick – Disqualified
– Player stats mentioned WHOLLY inappropriate to the intended
audience!
Colinh – Disqualified
– JPEGS do NOT play on MP3 player.
The original kimble –
Disqualified – Tried to be concise. Good
use of humour and “word-play”, but just kept runnin’
on and on ….. and on ….. and on!
Finally – A note for someone
called “Stanley” who attempted to enter.
– It’s no good phoning in and claiming you “have
a tape”, you have to actually send it (as an MP3 file)! |