The World according to Stewi/Dewi.
The old message boards have been a bit boring the
last few weeks and there are no signs of improvement. We're just
not getting the material that we used to. I suppose young Crafty
being laid up has taken a bit of sparkle from the board (get
well soon Crafty) but surely we can do better than this
typical thread taken from the UAFC board.
Gary/Gaz: I, I, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, I, I.
Dead Ball/Touch Down/Big No 10:
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Cockatrice: Them, them, them,
them, them, them, them.
Young Man: Patronise, patronise,
patronise, patronise.
And so it goes on and on. Surely there must be something
more exciting than the URSC committee. Lets face it the Dead Ball/Touch
Down/ Big No 10 polls say it all. There are 12,000 regular
supporters this season. 12 of them give a shit about
the URSC the other 11,988 just want to get on with supporting
Ulster. Move on boys move on!
Something of the true supporter has come out with
Gaz/Gary/UAFC on Tour successfully organising a couple of buses
to Glasgow for a similar price as the "Official" Stenna
package once the match ticket prices are included. Having traveled
on a few of the Stenna "Snooze" trips before we're sure
that traveling on the UAFC "Vomit Express"
will be a lot more fun. Well done all round.
We heard a few comments at the match last week concerning
our piece in Issue
11 about the Belfast Marathon. Let us assure
you this is not a wind up and we really have got a team together
with the SCOOP boys. (Check out their training diaries here
and here.)
We are also running (no pun intended) a caption competition in
this issue so check it out.
Now how could we let this issue go by without mentioning
the demise of Dead Ball. After all, love him
or hate him, everyone agrees he was a pain in the arse.
There are a few obituaries for dearly demented DB at the bottom
of the page. (Including one from himself!)
